The LED light invasion nobody voted for. Governments banned the good bulbs (thanks, EU and California). IKEA stopped stocking anything warmer than a Siberian winter. Your landlord swapped every fixture for “energy-efficient” 5000 K LEDs that make your apartment look like a surgical theater run by aliens who hate serotonin. These aren’t your grandma’s light bulbs, and here at House Calls Doctor we want you to know the difference.
